WHAT IS A FEE SHARK?
Carhinigious Impendium, commonly known as the Fee Shark, is a species of land-based sharks that feed exclusively on ATM fees. They are also the only species of shark that wears khakis.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU ENCOUNTER A FEE SHARK
- 1 Throw whatever loose change you have in your pockets and run in the opposite direction.
- 2 If you are unable to run, fight back by aiming for the nose, gills or khakis.
- 3 Once you are a safe distance away, keep running to Fifth Third Bank, open an account and get access to 50,000 fee-free partner ATMs.*
- 4 If attacked repeatedly, confirm that you did step 3 correctly.
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